All Barry Louis Polisar Albums
01 Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar (2005)
- A Bee Will Sting You
- Barnyard Stomp
- Caterpillar
- Don't Leave Me in the House Alone
- Ellen Grew a Beard
- Everywhere You Go
- First It Bit My Behind
- Five More Minutes
- Fred
- Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
- I Can't Tie My Shoe
- I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- I Forgot
- I Looked Into the Mirror; What Did the Mirror Say?
- I Used to Have a Sister
- I'm Late
- If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time
- My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man
- Not So Good at Baseball
- One Big Happy Family
- Poor Orville Thlapp
- Reptile World
- Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
- Shut up in the Library
- Siamese Twins
- Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit
- That's What Makes the World Go 'round
- The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka
- The Accident
- The Craster
- The Dinosaur Song
- The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
- The Town of Round
- The Warning
- The Witch
- There's No Substitute for a Cat
- When Suzie Sneezed
02 A Little Different (1999)
- A Clock Without a C
- Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
- Callie Wallie Doodle All the Day
- Donuts
- Homemade Band
- I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
- I Still Don't Like Asparagus
- I'd Be Me
- I'm a Slug
- It All Comes Back to Me
- Lucky to Be Alive
- Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
- Potty Training
- The Dog Barked
- These Are Not My Children
- Wet Again
- Who Got a Boo-Boo?
03 Family Concert (1993)
04 Family Trip (1993)
- Aunt Anna Came to Our House
- But I'm Just Thirteen
- Early Sunday Morning
- Go and Hush the Baby
- He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
- I Miss Grandma
- I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- It's My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog
- Mom Said, "No," I Said, "Why?"
- My Brother Threw up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
- Oh No, I Like My Sister
- We Don't Have to Share
- When the House Is Dark and Quiet
05 Juggling Babies (1993)
- A Sick Song
- But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
- Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You
- Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
- Doo-Doo Is a Bad Word
- Have a Little Smoke?
- I Can Do Anything
- I Wanna Be Your Baby
- Symphony in Why Sharp Major *
- Trouble...What Trouble?
- Turkeys in the Straw *
- What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
- What Do We Do With a Crying Baby?
- Why Do I Love You?
06 Old Dogs, New Tricks (1993)
- Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- I Wanna Be a Dog
- I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat
- My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
- One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- Our Dog Bernard
- The Apple of My Eye
- The Bumblebee Song
- The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath
- What If a Zebra Had Spots?
07 Teachers Favorites (1993)
08 Off-Color Songs for Kids (1983)
09 Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit and Other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing (1982)
10 Songs for Well Behaved Children (1979)
11 Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls (1978)
- A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
- Dad Says That I Look Like Him
- Do This, Do That
- Hey Jack, What's in the Sack?
- I Can't, I Can't
- Leroy Is a Late Bloomer
- Marching Shoulder to Shoulder
- Mom and Dad Are Always Right
- My Name Is Hiram Lipshlitz
- Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
- The Man and the Chicken *
- The Poetry Lesson *
- They Said, "Eat the Broccoli"
- Thump Thump Thump
- Tyranosaurus Nix
- With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
- You Can't Say "Psbpsbpsb" on the Radio *
- You're as Sweet as Sugar on a Stick