Be careful it will get you if you don't watch out You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red It comes when you are sleeping alone in your bed It's diaper rash It's diaper rash It's diaper rash Diaper rash will get you if you don't watch out It will sneak up on your rear or somewhere there about
Nothing will ever help you 'cept Vaseline or gel You won't drive it away no matter how you yell It creeps up on you slowly if you don't watch out You'll grit your teeth, gnash your jaw and thrash your legs about You gotta change the baby when baby starts to scream Anoint the bu*t with ointment and cover it with cream