I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur
With warts up and down my back.
I eat shiny automobiles, tow-trucks and airplanes,
I love to munch on railroad tracks.
I sleep all day, at night I play,
Some say I am well read;
I eat two or three libraries for breakfast
And they go right to my head.
Factories are good for snacks,
I love that red hot steel.
And you know we need our supply
Of iron in our meals.
I love burnt toast, raw fish, and roast,
bu*tered asparagus, too.
But the thing that I like most to eat
Is little kids just like you!
I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur
With warts up and down my back.
I eat shiny automobile, tow-trucks and airplanes,
I love to munch on railroad tracks