I am your s**y girl I am your baby girl I am your innocence I am your mother I'm lady chatterly Or lady chastity Or some anonymous lover I can be your little virgin (at the commack inn) Or your dominatrix (in your parent's bed) We'll play some spin the bottle We'll play some Marvin Gaye Or we can dress you up in women's clothing Let's go shopping at the Pink p**ycat You talk to the salesmen I'll hide in the back I may be bashful, but... I got the cash 'cause... I ain't afraid to try new things like that Whatever you're thinking Whatever your feeling I'll be either one or All of the above Whatever you're thinking Whatever your feeling I'll be either one or All of the above I'm a wido in mourning (longing for your love) I'm the bride on her wedding say (and you are not the groom) I'm a singing telegram at 2 AM Or the French maid who comes to clean your room Let's go shopping at the Pink p**ycat You talk to the salesmen I'll hide in the back I may be bashful, but... I got the cash 'cause... I ain't afraid to try new things like that Whatever you're thinking Whatever your feeling I'll be either one or All of the above Whatever you're thinking Whatever your feeling I'll be either one or All of the above I'll keep you guessing, babe You won't need confession, no I'll be either one or All of the above Well I couldn't imagine If I couldn't be myself 'cause if you're afraid to Ask for what you want Then you might rebel But if you've got that combination Where you can play some 'show and tell' Well don't be shameful I am your rainbow Liberate your body and Soothe your soul I can be your babysitter (who let you stay up late) Or your best friend's mother (really hot date) Or you favorite cousin (she taught you how to french kiss) Or Miss Finigan from health cla** I'm a school girl in knee socks (with pig-tails in her hair) I'm Aphrodite for dinner (or Linda Carter) I'm rose petals I'm ruby wine And if you want I'l be the president's wife Baby, won't you tell me... Whatever you're thinking Whatever you're feeling I'll be either one or All of the above...