Hey, kid, Everyone's waiting on you, kid Everyone's wondering what you'll do, kid It's true, kid Me too, kid Hey, kid, We're so excited just to know you'll soon be here Say, kid, we're both delighted though that may not seem so clear But I did my OBI rotation so I know the in's and out's And you're an act of God's creation so I'm fine with all the doubt I'm a doctor and a soilder I've been shelled and under fire But kid, if I say that you don't scare me, I'm a liar Now, kid, You did surprise me though I know the facts of life Wow, kid, It terrifies me just to say "my pregnant wife" 'Cuz kid, I gotta tell ya I'm not ready, not a bit There's this macho act I'll sell ya, While inside I lose my sh** It's not that I don't want you 'Cuz I do, despite my fears But kid, Is it true you'll stick around for eighteen years? Then the call comes on the iPhone I grab a cab 'cross town I find her on the fourth floor and they've got her in the gown She's never looked less lovely She's a grump and she's got gas And the labour's eighteen hours, Oh my God, kid, move your a**! Then at last you make your entrance And well, kid, you're quite a sight I'll be honest, you're disgusting But I know that you're all right Though you're screaming and you're spitting And I can't quite see your charms They clean you and the clothe you And they put you in my arms And I realize in an instance That I've known you all along That I've wanted you forever That I'll never do you wrong And whatever this world comes to And whatever comes our way I will watch you And protect you I promise kid, We'll be ok We'll be ok We'll be ok (Heey) Kid, I feel like yelling- Ring the bell and bang the drum Say, kid, There's just no telling all the things that you'll become And I think we'll have some fun here Your mom, and you and me Before your time is done here Kid of mine, I hope you'll see That this life is what you make it It's cliche, which means it's true And kid, It makes my life to know I helped make you As a father, kid, I may not have a clue But your mom and me will somehow muddle through If my a**hole dad could do it - I can too In fact, I'll do better, I'll start new 'Cause, kid, My kid, Our kid, I love you