[Verse 1}
I met her on the internet, a few years ago
I loved her body, her smile, she was beautiful
She was 5 foot 1, green eyes with long brown hair
Even though it was online, man I didn't care
She was the one for me, my everything
Her love and comfort, it felt so nourishing
We were more than friends, in every way
She was the sunshine that brightened up my day
Not a day went by without us talking for hours
We would exchange pictures of each other in our showers
Every night, before I went to sleep
She'd send me voice clips saying (Uh huh honey)
She did this every single morning and night
Just a little message to let me know that's she's alright
It was our own special memory, a personal joke
Because with one bee sting she'd go ahead and croak
You see, she was allergic to bees
So all the time, I took the piss like (Uh huh honey)
[Verse 2]
Fast forward to a few months down the line
Our relationship was great, yeah, it was still going fine
Apart from the fact that we'd never spoken on cam
And every time I messaged to ask her if we can
Skype, she would always type, something like
"I'm not feeling well" "My parents are home, not tonight"
It was weird but I didn't let it bother me
Talking to her through text was more than enough for me
The time had come, we finally arranged to meet each other
After all these months, I'd finally get to touch and love her
The feeling of her head resting on my chest
While she gently says the phrase that she knows I love the best (Uh huh honey)
[Verse 3]
Waiting for her at the train station, hands sweating
Trying so hard to stay calm and stay patient
I see this guy about 6 foot 5
Walking towards me with a look in his eyes
It's no disguise
As he puts his arms around me
It was all clear, he lent in closer
Whispered in my ear...(Uh huh honey)
f**