[Verse 1} I met her on the internet, a few years ago I loved her body, her smile, she was beautiful She was 5 foot 1, green eyes with long brown hair Even though it was online, man I didn't care She was the one for me, my everything Her love and comfort, it felt so nourishing We were more than friends, in every way She was the sunshine that brightened up my day Not a day went by without us talking for hours We would exchange pictures of each other in our showers Every night, before I went to sleep She'd send me voice clips saying (Uh huh honey) She did this every single morning and night Just a little message to let me know that's she's alright It was our own special memory, a personal joke Because with one bee sting she'd go ahead and croak You see, she was allergic to bees So all the time, I took the piss like (Uh huh honey) [Verse 2] Fast forward to a few months down the line Our relationship was great, yeah, it was still going fine Apart from the fact that we'd never spoken on cam And every time I messaged to ask her if we can Skype, she would always type, something like "I'm not feeling well" "My parents are home, not tonight" It was weird but I didn't let it bother me Talking to her through text was more than enough for me The time had come, we finally arranged to meet each other After all these months, I'd finally get to touch and love her The feeling of her head resting on my chest While she gently says the phrase that she knows I love the best (Uh huh honey) [Verse 3] Waiting for her at the train station, hands sweating Trying so hard to stay calm and stay patient I see this guy about 6 foot 5 Walking towards me with a look in his eyes It's no disguise As he puts his arms around me It was all clear, he lent in closer Whispered in my ear...(Uh huh honey) f**