[PSEUDOLUS]
Lovers divided
Get co-incided
Something for everyone
[HERO & PHILIA]
A comedy tonight!
[PSEUDOLUS]
Father and mother
Get one another
[DOMINA]
Something for everyone
[SENEX]
A tragedy tonight!
[MILES]
I get the twins, they get the best
[ERRONIUS]
I get a family
[HYSTERIUM]
I get a rest
[SOLDIERS]
We get a few girls
[LYCUS]
I get some new girls
[PSEUDOLUS]
I get the thing I want to be:
Free!
[ALL]
Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!
Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns
Something for the lovers, liars and clowns!
What is the moral?
Must be a moral
Here is the moral, wrong or right:
[PSEUDOLUS]
Morals tomorrow!
[ALL]
Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy
Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!