She tied my hand with rubber bands and put my tie over my eye
And shoved a sock into my mouth so she couldn't hear me cry
I cannot see I cannot breathe what the hell is happening to me
Will someone come and rescue me
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Oh lady lady you're so crazy but secretly you still amaze me
And if you weren't the one who kidnapped me I'd probably ask you to rescue me (2x)
I woke up in a cold dark place pulled the bag from my face
There she was standing there with a flower in her hair
What do you want from me I have nothing check and see
She screamed on the contrary you have everything I need, oh you have everything I need
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Oh what do you mean all I have are my jeans
She said I think you are the one I'm going to make you marry me
I said no way jose I will not marry you
She said Yessir today there is no time to for play
When she walked down the isle I couldn't help but smile
So when the preacher asked do you I yelled I do, I do
(Chorus)