She tied my hand with rubber bands and put my tie over my eye And shoved a sock into my mouth so she couldn't hear me cry I cannot see I cannot breathe what the hell is happening to me Will someone come and rescue me (chorus) Oh lady lady you're so crazy but secretly you still amaze me And if you weren't the one who kidnapped me I'd probably ask you to rescue me (2x) I woke up in a cold dark place pulled the bag from my face There she was standing there with a flower in her hair What do you want from me I have nothing check and see She screamed on the contrary you have everything I need, oh you have everything I need (chorus) Oh what do you mean all I have are my jeans She said I think you are the one I'm going to make you marry me I said no way jose I will not marry you She said Yessir today there is no time to for play When she walked down the isle I couldn't help but smile So when the preacher asked do you I yelled I do, I do (Chorus)