[Intro- Rainbow Dash and Gilda performing "Junior Speedsters" chant]
Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To some day be the very best
[Yelling At Cats]
Gilda! If so if some s** you in your endo {?}
When I stick my hoof down your throat it comes out your endo
Don't throw with me when you don't even know the f**ing stakes
Or else me and Pinkie Pie will make some gryphon-flavored cupcakes!
You say that you're fast, well, it has a little truth
In fact I've never seen someone quite as fast in bed like you!
Hey Gilda, you said that you would watch me like a hawk?
How 'bout you watch on these nuts and s** my non-existent co*k!
I'll skin you alive and make you into a nice dress
And cover it with diamonds so even Rarity would be impressed
You're a gryphon? Pfff! That's so not f**ing true
In fact, you're the biggest f**ing chicken since Scootaloo!
I mastered the Rainboom, what did you do at Cloudsdale?
Oh yeah, you dropped out cause you're as slow as Snips and Snails
You b**hed at Pinkie, calling her an annoying little runt
But at least she doesn't need to act like you can see the little c*nt!
Your jealousy is so powerful, it's giving me the bends
And it's not my fault you have about zero f**ing friends!
And what's with your voice? You sound more lesbian than me
Are you trying to make lesbians canon for brony's fantasies?
You're so f**ing gay, you broke my f*ggotry meter
Maybe that's why you kicked out the f** from Junior Speedsters
I've said a lot of hot sh**, but I can be crueler
Gilda, you need to be about twenty percent cooler!