Yelling At Cats - Gryphons s** lyrics

[Intro- Rainbow Dash and Gilda performing "Junior Speedsters" chant] Junior Speedsters are our lives Sky-bound soars and daring dives Junior Speedsters it's our quest To some day be the very best [Yelling At Cats] Gilda! If so if some s** you in your endo {?} When I stick my hoof down your throat it comes out your endo Don't throw with me when you don't even know the f**ing stakes Or else me and Pinkie Pie will make some gryphon-flavored cupcakes! You say that you're fast, well, it has a little truth In fact I've never seen someone quite as fast in bed like you! Hey Gilda, you said that you would watch me like a hawk? How 'bout you watch on these nuts and s** my non-existent co*k! I'll skin you alive and make you into a nice dress And cover it with diamonds so even Rarity would be impressed You're a gryphon? Pfff! That's so not f**ing true In fact, you're the biggest f**ing chicken since Scootaloo! I mastered the Rainboom, what did you do at Cloudsdale? Oh yeah, you dropped out cause you're as slow as Snips and Snails You b**hed at Pinkie, calling her an annoying little runt But at least she doesn't need to act like you can see the little c*nt! Your jealousy is so powerful, it's giving me the bends And it's not my fault you have about zero f**ing friends! And what's with your voice? You sound more lesbian than me Are you trying to make lesbians canon for brony's fantasies? You're so f**ing gay, you broke my f*ggotry meter Maybe that's why you kicked out the f** from Junior Speedsters I've said a lot of hot sh**, but I can be crueler Gilda, you need to be about twenty percent cooler!