Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's done gone crazy,
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way
Time to take off the gloves
They just don't respect peace anymore
But if we have old John Wayne
We know he can swing from the floor
While he kicks their bu*ts
We'll just stand there and watch him and pray
So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way
Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's gettin' crazy,
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way
It's getting real hairy
If only old duke man was here
He'd call me old ba*tard
From out past the atmosphere
Lord the news looked so scary
When I glanced at the paper today
So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way
Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's gettin' crazy,
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way
Come on back Jesus, come on back Jesus
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way