Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus) Come on back Jesus And pick up John Wayne on the way The world's done gone crazy, And it seems to get worse everyday So come on back Jesus, And pick up John Wayne on the way Time to take off the gloves They just don't respect peace anymore But if we have old John Wayne We know he can swing from the floor While he kicks their bu*ts We'll just stand there and watch him and pray So come on back Jesus, And pick up John Wayne on the way Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus) Come on back Jesus And pick up John Wayne on the way The world's gettin' crazy, And it seems to get worse everyday So come on back Jesus, And pick up John Wayne on the way It's getting real hairy If only old duke man was here He'd call me old ba*tard From out past the atmosphere Lord the news looked so scary When I glanced at the paper today So come on back Jesus, And pick up John Wayne on the way Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus) Come on back Jesus And pick up John Wayne on the way The world's gettin' crazy, And it seems to get worse everyday So come on back Jesus, And pick up John Wayne on the way Come on back Jesus, come on back Jesus Come on back Jesus And pick up John Wayne on the way