I got a woman with one leg yeah
I got a woman with two
I got a woman with a wooden leg
I'll tell you what that's gonna do
We live in a little wooden home
It's really no home at all
Every time she wants another stump
She takes another log from our wall
I got a woman with one eye
I got a woman with two
I got a woman with a gla** eye
I'll tell you what that's gonna do
She gets up early in the morning
She brings me up a cup of tea
But when she brings my breakfast in bed
The fried egg winks at me
I got a woman with one leg yeah
I got a woman with three (I got-a tree legs)
I got a woman with a fibre concrete leg
I'll tell you what that's gonna do to me
She got up early one morning
Tiptoe down my drive
She gets two legs from my garden shed
And now she's got six, she found another
And now she's got six
I got a woman with six legs
I got a woman with ten (she has trouble with her underwear)
I got a woman with twenty-two bloody legs
I think I better start again
We got up early one morning
Did us a lot of fun
Chasing round the bedroom with her legs
'til she's only got one, get off me chopper
'til she's only got one