Summer
Has Gone
Going off to college
Mom's car
Packed up all my things
Gonna hit the freeway
Dad says
I should
Work hard on my studies
I think
He's square
What a f**ing loser
DUDE DO A KEGSTAND,
COLLEGE b*tchES ON MY DICK
DUDE DO A BEERBONG ,
BRO, JONTY'S GON' BE SICK
chicks dont come in the frat house,
‘less they're totally naked
has anyone seen barry?
You know our bros are sacred.
Nothing ever s**ed s**ed my dick
as hard as her face did
has anyone seen barry?
that brodude is wasted.
chicks don't come in the frat house,
‘less they're totally naked
has anyone seen barry?
You know our bros are sacred.
Nothing ever s**ed s**ed my dick
as hard as her face did
has anyone seen barry?
that brodude is wasted.
WHAT ABOUT BARRY?
WHAT ABOUT BARRY?
b*tchES IN THE HOT TUB,
BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT AN URGING
BETTER NOT TOUCH MY DICK
BECAUSE I'M STILL A VIRGIN
Midterms
Have gone
I flunked all my cla**es
Betas
For life
I pledge my allegiance
My bros
And I
We know how to party
Get drunk
f** s*uts
Only way we know how
I'm the college quarterback; I'll lift the keg with one hand!
Bros grab my legs and i go up for a kegstand!
b**hes lining up to give me head; they think I'm awesome!
Back to the frathouse for a smokin' hot foursome!