We Break Hearts! Not Hymens - Pledge Beta House, Bro! lyrics

Summer Has Gone Going off to college Mom's car Packed up all my things Gonna hit the freeway Dad says I should Work hard on my studies I think He's square What a f**ing loser DUDE DO A KEGSTAND, COLLEGE b*tchES ON MY DICK DUDE DO A BEERBONG , BRO, JONTY'S GON' BE SICK chicks dont come in the frat house, ‘less they're totally naked has anyone seen barry? You know our bros are sacred. Nothing ever s**ed s**ed my dick as hard as her face did has anyone seen barry? that brodude is wasted. chicks don't come in the frat house, ‘less they're totally naked has anyone seen barry? You know our bros are sacred. Nothing ever s**ed s**ed my dick as hard as her face did has anyone seen barry? that brodude is wasted. WHAT ABOUT BARRY? WHAT ABOUT BARRY? b*tchES IN THE HOT TUB, BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT AN URGING BETTER NOT TOUCH MY DICK BECAUSE I'M STILL A VIRGIN Midterms Have gone I flunked all my cla**es Betas For life I pledge my allegiance My bros And I We know how to party Get drunk f** s*uts Only way we know how I'm the college quarterback; I'll lift the keg with one hand! Bros grab my legs and i go up for a kegstand! b**hes lining up to give me head; they think I'm awesome! Back to the frathouse for a smokin' hot foursome!