I hate Hemingway, he was a lousy prick
Cheating on his wives a million bloody times
No recollection of his tales through the years
We must fear what we fear and never lend an ear
We must fear what we fear and never lend an ear
Oh I like Lovecraft, though he was a racist bloke
His xenophobia, enough to make me choke
And Edgar Allen Poe and Dr. Seuss fu*ked up
You must realize these authors were a little out of touch
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You wrote down your memory but it was full of sin
And I can't explain
Problems that our authors won't condemn
I can't begin to explain problems that our authors won't condemn
Our authors won't condemn