I hate Hemingway, he was a lousy prick Cheating on his wives a million bloody times No recollection of his tales through the years We must fear what we fear and never lend an ear We must fear what we fear and never lend an ear Oh I like Lovecraft, though he was a racist bloke His xenophobia, enough to make me choke And Edgar Allen Poe and Dr. Seuss fu*ked up You must realize these authors were a little out of touch {?} You wrote down your memory but it was full of sin And I can't explain Problems that our authors won't condemn I can't begin to explain problems that our authors won't condemn Our authors won't condemn