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It's time for me ro say this
Addressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens
Who deserve a noble prize
But the straight guys
They don't realize
What we go through everyday
And it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case you all forgot
The 7 things guys don't have to do
Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow
Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts
Wear pantyhose and paint your toes too
High heels, pluck brows, skip meals
Count pounds, some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns and health concerns from hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you
Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That we can't deny
But just think of what we go through
See, that's the reason why
Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow
Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts
Wear pantyhose and paint your toes too
Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns and health concerns from hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you