Venetian Princess - 7 Things Guys Don't Have To Do lyrics

Ouch Ouch Ouch It's time for me ro say this Addressing all you guys Except for all the drag queens Who deserve a noble prize But the straight guys They don't realize What we go through everyday And it's a lot Now it's time for all us females To remind you just in case you all forgot The 7 things guys don't have to do Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts Wear pantyhose and paint your toes too High heels, pluck brows, skip meals Count pounds, some girls have to carry heavy mounds We're way past 7 now but I'll keep going anyhow Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons Blow our money on beauty salons Flat iron burns and health concerns from hair dye fumes And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do Is we do it for you Sometimes we're hard to deal with That we can't deny But just think of what we go through See, that's the reason why Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow Wear skirts, wax armpits, hey it hurts Wear pantyhose and paint your toes too Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons Blow our money on beauty salons Flat iron burns and health concerns from hair dye fumes And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do Is we do it for you