[Verse 1]
Where have all my graphics gone
My FPS is crap
Where's the anti-aliasing
And all the sleek cube-maps?
What's wrong with my CPU,
And my hard drive's writing speed?
As I game I curse and I swear
And I dream of what I need
[CHORUS]
I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e
It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be fast,
And it's gotta have LED lights
I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e
It's gotta be new, and it's gotta be soon,
And it's gotta run GTA Five
GTA Five...
[Verse 2]
Sometime after midnight
I started browsing /g/
Aftermarket coolers
And a brand new SSD
I went to the PC parts picker
On the edge of my desk seat
I almost had a fit
When I saw the price complete!
[CHORUS]
I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e
[Bridge]
Why can't I afford the hobby I love?
At least I get my games for free
If I could torrent parts
I'd build a new PC
Maybe sometime in the future I'll work
And stop being such a b**hy slob
I'll move out my parent's house
And get a job!
[CHORUS] (2x)
I need an upgrade
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e