/v/ the Musical - I Need An Upgrade lyrics

[Verse 1] Where have all my graphics gone My FPS is crap Where's the anti-aliasing And all the sleek cube-maps? What's wrong with my CPU, And my hard drive's writing speed? As I game I curse and I swear And I dream of what I need [CHORUS] I need an upgrade! I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be fast, And it's gotta have LED lights I need an upgrade! I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e It's gotta be new, and it's gotta be soon, And it's gotta run GTA Five GTA Five... [Verse 2] Sometime after midnight I started browsing /g/ Aftermarket coolers And a brand new SSD I went to the PC parts picker On the edge of my desk seat I almost had a fit When I saw the price complete! [CHORUS] I need an upgrade! I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e [Bridge] Why can't I afford the hobby I love? At least I get my games for free If I could torrent parts I'd build a new PC Maybe sometime in the future I'll work And stop being such a b**hy slob I'll move out my parent's house And get a job! [CHORUS] (2x) I need an upgrade I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is sh**e