(Chorus)
Unlock this bathroom door
You're in there, I know
Unlock this bathroom door
I've got to go
I don't wanna fight no more
My bladders fixing to explode
Please unlock this damn bathroom door
I've got to go
(Verse)
I tried to eat my supper tonight
But you throw'd it out in the yard
I didn't have the strength to make the dog give it back
I was way too tired
I had to leave work early today
I wasn't feeling quite myself
So if you're looking for a fight
Go look somewheres else
I got hemorrhoids and a tooth ache
And my stomach hurts,
If there's any mercy
In your heart
Please show it now
(Chorus)
Unlock this bathroom door
You're in there, I know
Unlock this bathroom door
I've got to go
I don't wanna fight no more
My bladders fixing to explode
Unlock this damn bathroom door
I've got to go
Gonna pick one!
(Verse)
Happy anniversary
I'm sorry I forgot our special day
You know how bad my memory gets
When I got a bad migraine
Please put down that baseball bat
And let's start all over again
'Cause I'm afraid I might pa** out
If you don't let me in
I need antacid tablets, headache caplets
And I'm about to bust
If there's any mercy
In your heart
Please show it now
(Chorus)
And unlock this bathroom door
You're in there, I know
Unlock this bathroom door
I've got to go
I don't wanna fight no more
My body's fixing to implode
Please unlock this damn bathroom door
I've got to go
Unlock this bathroom door
And let me go.