Unknown Hinson - Unlock This Bathroom Door lyrics

(Chorus) Unlock this bathroom door You're in there, I know Unlock this bathroom door I've got to go I don't wanna fight no more My bladders fixing to explode Please unlock this damn bathroom door I've got to go (Verse) I tried to eat my supper tonight But you throw'd it out in the yard I didn't have the strength to make the dog give it back I was way too tired I had to leave work early today I wasn't feeling quite myself So if you're looking for a fight Go look somewheres else I got hemorrhoids and a tooth ache And my stomach hurts, If there's any mercy In your heart Please show it now (Chorus) Unlock this bathroom door You're in there, I know Unlock this bathroom door I've got to go I don't wanna fight no more My bladders fixing to explode Unlock this damn bathroom door I've got to go Gonna pick one! (Verse) Happy anniversary I'm sorry I forgot our special day You know how bad my memory gets When I got a bad migraine Please put down that baseball bat And let's start all over again 'Cause I'm afraid I might pa** out If you don't let me in I need antacid tablets, headache caplets And I'm about to bust If there's any mercy In your heart Please show it now (Chorus) And unlock this bathroom door You're in there, I know Unlock this bathroom door I've got to go I don't wanna fight no more My body's fixing to implode Please unlock this damn bathroom door I've got to go Unlock this bathroom door And let me go.