{Intro: Tweenies}
We'd like to sing a song about the Animaniacs; and they're zany to the max
He's Yakko; he's Wakko; she's Dot Warner: Animaniacs
The Animaniacs are also singers cause they're a barbershop quartet
Singing barbershop all day long; these are its favourite songs
{Animaniacs theme}
{Chorus: Tweenies}
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs
{Dialogue: Tweenies}
Bella: NO! STOP! STOP! Collapse doesn't rhyme with
Milo: Who wrote this? This is terrible
Bella: No; an American wrote that one with the
Milo: See; he's on a tangent
{Verse 1}
{Jake + Milo}
Come join the Warner Bros.
{Bella + Fizz}
and the Warner sister Dot
{Tweenies}
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot
{Chorus: Tweenies}
We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Cedar and Carol play the sax
We're Animaniacs
{Pinky and the Brain}
{Bella}
They're Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius; the other's insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky: they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
{Animaniacs theme verse 2: Tweenies}
Animaniacs are tested well in focus group research
Gender balance; pronoun neutral; and cultural diverse
The writers flipped; We have no script; Why bother to rehearse?
{Chorus: Tweenies}
We're Animaniacs
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're Animani; totally insaney
Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jakey
Animaniacs: those are the facts!
{Galaxy Song}
{Intro}
Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown
and things seem hard or tough
and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
and you feel that you've had quite enough
{Verse 1}
Just remember that you're standing on a planet
That's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
{Verse 2}
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's 100,000 light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick
But out by us it's just 3,000 light years wide
We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point
We go round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
{Verse 3}
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there's bugger all down here on Earth
{Yakko's Universe}
Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race
It's a great big universe and we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney
It's big and black and inky; and we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
It's a great big universe and we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney
Though we don't know how it got here; we're an important part here
It's a big universe and it's ours!
{Yakko's World}
{Bella}
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece;
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain;
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia), and China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers;
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Maore, and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia, Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania—
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
Montenegro and Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Soviet Union is gone;
South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, Latvia, Belarus, Algebrajan;
Uzbekistan; HEY! Kazakhstan; HEY! Then there's Tajikistan, too; HEY! HEY!
Turkmenistan; HEY! Pakistan; HEY! Armenia, Tonga, Palau
Lithuania, Serbia, Kozavo, US Samoa, the Balkans, Bruni Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea
Ukraine and Estonia, here's Macedonia, New Caledonia, then Eastern Slavonia
Ivory Coast and Cape Verde, Andorra, the Solomon Islands, Dubai
{I'm Cute}
I'm cute; yes, it's true; I really can't help it; but what can I do?
When you're cute, it just shows; with these two darling eyes and a cute little nose
And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes
And when they see my dimples then everyone says
Oh, shoot! Isn't she cute, cute, cute?
Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute?
I'm the one they adore; I'm sweet and I'm cuddly and small just like
Dudley but Moore; It's a chore; to be constantly cute and enchanting to boot
When my lip's sticking out in that cute little pout
Then there's just no doubt why the guys like to shout
She's a beaut!
Let's face it, I'm cute, cute, cute
Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute
Being cute's a thing I can't hide
If you look up the word in the book: there's my picutre inside!
TV Guide has me on the cover (Don't you just love her?)
I'm simply a goddess (and isn't she modest?)
I'm the answer to one of the questions on Trivial Pursuit
For "Who's the most cute?"
Cute, Cute; oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute
I'm cute and I'm sweet and I'm innocent, neatand so trusting
If you want our opinon this song is becoming disgusting
I'm cute (say what!)
I never am vain (She's becoming a pain in the)
But I'm also real nice; I'm a doll through and through
So big whop-de-do
I'm sweet and adoring
And also real boring and that's why we're snoring at you
{Dialogue: Tweenies}
Fizz: That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song! I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged! I've had it!
Jake: What-so-ever's the matter with Fizz?
Milo: She's been funny all morning; she was really horrid about the Animaniacs
Bella: Or maybe she's still tired. Listen, everybody; oh, Milo; no wonder why I always grab themselves
Milo: Listen; oh, Bella; somebody already did that song last year; It's already been done
Bella: That's right; we're like a year late
Milo: We really are; you know we're best at?
Bella: Tell me about it, Milo, can we finish the song first? There is no cause for alarm; but there probably will be
Milo: No, Bella, you can't have it; it's too stupid!
(All Tweenies laughing except Bella is angry)
Fizz: Right; we've got to sing the Animaniacs theme song as fast as possible this time; ready?
{Animaniacs theme reprise}
{Chorus: Tweenies}
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs
{Verse 1}
{Jake + Milo}
Come join the Warner Bros.
{Bella + Fizz}
and the Warner sister Dot
{Tweenies}
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot
{Chorus: Tweenies}
We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Cedar and Carol play the sax
We're Animaniacs
{Verse 2: Tweenies}
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Animaniacs are tested well in focus group research
Gender balance; pronoun neutral; and cultural diverse
The writers flipped; We have no script; Why bother to rehearse?
{Chorus: Tweenies}
We're Animaniacs
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
{Tag: Tweenies}
We're Animani; totally insaney
Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jakey
Animaniacs: those are the facts!