Tweenies - Animaniacs Medley lyrics

{Intro: Tweenies} We'd like to sing a song about the Animaniacs; and they're zany to the max He's Yakko; he's Wakko; she's Dot Warner: Animaniacs The Animaniacs are also singers cause they're a barbershop quartet Singing barbershop all day long; these are its favourite songs {Animaniacs theme} {Chorus: Tweenies} It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're Animaniacs {Dialogue: Tweenies} Bella: NO! STOP! STOP! Collapse doesn't rhyme with Milo: Who wrote this? This is terrible Bella: No; an American wrote that one with the Milo: See; he's on a tangent {Verse 1} {Jake + Milo} Come join the Warner Bros. {Bella + Fizz} and the Warner sister Dot {Tweenies} Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot {Chorus: Tweenies} We're Animaniacs Dot is cute and Yakko yaks Wakko packs away the snacks Cedar and Carol play the sax We're Animaniacs {Pinky and the Brain} {Bella} They're Pinky and the Brain They're Pinky and the Brain One is a genius; the other's insane They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky: they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain {Animaniacs theme verse 2: Tweenies} Animaniacs are tested well in focus group research Gender balance; pronoun neutral; and cultural diverse The writers flipped; We have no script; Why bother to rehearse? {Chorus: Tweenies} We're Animaniacs We have pay-or-play contracts We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks We're Animani; totally insaney Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jakey Animaniacs: those are the facts! {Galaxy Song} {Intro} Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown and things seem hard or tough and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft and you feel that you've had quite enough {Verse 1} Just remember that you're standing on a planet That's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way {Verse 2} Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars It's 100,000 light years side to side It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick But out by us it's just 3,000 light years wide We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point We go round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe {Verse 3} The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whiz As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know 12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space Because there's bugger all down here on Earth {Yakko's Universe} Everybody lives on a street in a city Or a village or a town for what it's worth And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent That sits upon a planet known as Earth And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains Which is out there spinning silently in space And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals And also the entire human race It's a great big universe and we're all really puny We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney It's big and black and inky; and we are small and dinky It's a big universe and we're not And we're part of a vast interplanetary system Stretching seven hundred billion miles long With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one That has life on it, although we could be wrong Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids Including meteors and Halley's Comet too And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons In a panoramic trillion-mile view And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars In a galaxy we call the Milky Way It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other And still that's just a fraction of the way 'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars And still the universe extends to a place that never ends Which is maybe just inside a little jar! It's a great big universe and we're all really puny We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney Though we don't know how it got here; we're an important part here It's a big universe and it's ours! {Yakko's World} {Bella} United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru; Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still; Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan; Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece; Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman; Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain; The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan; Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia), and China, Korea, Japan Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan; Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana; Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone; Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers; Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Maore, and Cayman; Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia, Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania— Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan! Montenegro and Bosnia and Herzegovina, the Soviet Union is gone; South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, Latvia, Belarus, Algebrajan; Uzbekistan; HEY! Kazakhstan; HEY! Then there's Tajikistan, too; HEY! HEY! Turkmenistan; HEY! Pakistan; HEY! Armenia, Tonga, Palau Lithuania, Serbia, Kozavo, US Samoa, the Balkans, Bruni Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea Ukraine and Estonia, here's Macedonia, New Caledonia, then Eastern Slavonia Ivory Coast and Cape Verde, Andorra, the Solomon Islands, Dubai {I'm Cute} I'm cute; yes, it's true; I really can't help it; but what can I do? When you're cute, it just shows; with these two darling eyes and a cute little nose And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes And when they see my dimples then everyone says Oh, shoot! Isn't she cute, cute, cute? Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute? I'm the one they adore; I'm sweet and I'm cuddly and small just like Dudley but Moore; It's a chore; to be constantly cute and enchanting to boot When my lip's sticking out in that cute little pout Then there's just no doubt why the guys like to shout She's a beaut! Let's face it, I'm cute, cute, cute Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute Being cute's a thing I can't hide If you look up the word in the book: there's my picutre inside! TV Guide has me on the cover (Don't you just love her?) I'm simply a goddess (and isn't she modest?) I'm the answer to one of the questions on Trivial Pursuit For "Who's the most cute?" Cute, Cute; oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute I'm cute and I'm sweet and I'm innocent, neatand so trusting If you want our opinon this song is becoming disgusting I'm cute (say what!) I never am vain (She's becoming a pain in the) But I'm also real nice; I'm a doll through and through So big whop-de-do I'm sweet and adoring And also real boring and that's why we're snoring at you {Dialogue: Tweenies} Fizz: That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song! I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged! I've had it! Jake: What-so-ever's the matter with Fizz? Milo: She's been funny all morning; she was really horrid about the Animaniacs Bella: Or maybe she's still tired. Listen, everybody; oh, Milo; no wonder why I always grab themselves Milo: Listen; oh, Bella; somebody already did that song last year; It's already been done Bella: That's right; we're like a year late Milo: We really are; you know we're best at? Bella: Tell me about it, Milo, can we finish the song first? There is no cause for alarm; but there probably will be Milo: No, Bella, you can't have it; it's too stupid! (All Tweenies laughing except Bella is angry) Fizz: Right; we've got to sing the Animaniacs theme song as fast as possible this time; ready? {Animaniacs theme reprise} {Chorus: Tweenies} It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're Animaniacs {Verse 1} {Jake + Milo} Come join the Warner Bros. {Bella + Fizz} and the Warner sister Dot {Tweenies} Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot {Chorus: Tweenies} We're Animaniacs Dot is cute and Yakko yaks Wakko packs away the snacks Cedar and Carol play the sax We're Animaniacs {Verse 2: Tweenies} Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe Animaniacs are tested well in focus group research Gender balance; pronoun neutral; and cultural diverse The writers flipped; We have no script; Why bother to rehearse? {Chorus: Tweenies} We're Animaniacs We have pay-or-play contracts We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks {Tag: Tweenies} We're Animani; totally insaney Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jakey Animaniacs: those are the facts!