Who put the co*k in the co*ker spaniel?
Who took a pee on the pekingese?
Who left his toy in the toy poodle?
I'd like to shake that ba*tard's hand if you please
Who ate the beard on the bearded collie?
Who slipped a ba** in the ba**ett hound?
Who stuffed the box in the boxer, put his eagle in the beagle?
That ba*tard gets cigars all around
I would gladly pork a Yorkie, sit on a setter, and board a border collie with a friend
But who jacked in the Jack Russell, banged the sh** out of the shih tzu, and rained on the pomeranian? Was it the dude
Who put the co*k in the co*ker spaniel?
Who put the come in the komondor?
Who f**ed the poo out of the poodle, put his meat in the akita, chowed on the chow chow, took a dip in the puli, stuck his mutton in the mutt, whipped it out for the whippet, put his point in the pointer, popped a cork in the corgi, stuck their a** on the ba**ett hound?
That crazy ba*tard gets cigars all around!