Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Who lyrics

Who put the co*k in the co*ker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that ba*tard's hand if you please Who ate the beard on the bearded collie? Who slipped a ba** in the ba**ett hound? Who stuffed the box in the boxer, put his eagle in the beagle? That ba*tard gets cigars all around I would gladly pork a Yorkie, sit on a setter, and board a border collie with a friend But who jacked in the Jack Russell, banged the sh** out of the shih tzu, and rained on the pomeranian? Was it the dude Who put the co*k in the co*ker spaniel? Who put the come in the komondor? Who f**ed the poo out of the poodle, put his meat in the akita, chowed on the chow chow, took a dip in the puli, stuck his mutton in the mutt, whipped it out for the whippet, put his point in the pointer, popped a cork in the corgi, stuck their a** on the ba**ett hound? That crazy ba*tard gets cigars all around!