Bom-bom
Bom-bom
This is my favourite bit of the song
Bom-bom
Feel like I'm in Sesame Street
Bom-bom
Bom-bom
Helps if you imagine us as cabbages
Bom-bom
Bom-bom
Actually, do that for the rest of the show, it works really well
Bom-bom…
Don't get me wrong
I love Jack Black
Adrian Brodey is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didn't come here to see any of them
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Monkey…
Don't get me wrong…
Don't get me wrong
I love Lord of the Rings
Meet the Feebles was great
Heavenly Creatures, I do recommend
But I didn't come here to see any again
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Andy Serkis is great in real life
But it's not who I paid my twelve bucks for
Don't get me wrong
I've been here so long
And I haven't seen Kong
It's not brain surgery, is it? Why can't it just be something like this? Opening credits, we're in a boat, there's an island in the distance. We hear a roar. It's King Kong! He jumps on the boat and starts smashing stuff. End of Act 1. Act 2, the whole middle section of the film. Goes for about 10 minutes. Naomi Watts doing gymnastics. Act 3, New York. King Kong starts smashing stuff. There's a short s** scene between King Kong and Naomi Watts. It's tasteful though, it's behind a screen. You just see it in silhouette. Suddenly, Roy Scheider appears. He throws a cylinder of oxygen into King Kong's mouth and he shoots him and he explodes! The end
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Other films that would benefit from getting to the mother f**ing monkey!
Gatesy: Titanic. Opening scene, iceberg! Smash, sinking, sinking, sinking, drown, Leo, drown! Roll credits
Boogie nights. Opening credits. We see his co*k. The end
Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, original 1977 cinema release. Perfect, don't change it
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the f**ing monkey!
Get to the fu-
Get to the fu-
Get to the fu-
King Kong, King Kong, King Kong, King Kong