Tripod - King Kong lyrics

Bom-bom Bom-bom This is my favourite bit of the song Bom-bom Feel like I'm in Sesame Street Bom-bom Bom-bom Helps if you imagine us as cabbages Bom-bom Bom-bom Actually, do that for the rest of the show, it works really well Bom-bom… Don't get me wrong I love Jack Black Adrian Brodey is great Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend But I didn't come here to see any of them Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Monkey… Don't get me wrong… Don't get me wrong I love Lord of the Rings Meet the Feebles was great Heavenly Creatures, I do recommend But I didn't come here to see any again Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Andy Serkis is great in real life But it's not who I paid my twelve bucks for Don't get me wrong I've been here so long And I haven't seen Kong It's not brain surgery, is it? Why can't it just be something like this? Opening credits, we're in a boat, there's an island in the distance. We hear a roar. It's King Kong! He jumps on the boat and starts smashing stuff. End of Act 1. Act 2, the whole middle section of the film. Goes for about 10 minutes. Naomi Watts doing gymnastics. Act 3, New York. King Kong starts smashing stuff. There's a short s** scene between King Kong and Naomi Watts. It's tasteful though, it's behind a screen. You just see it in silhouette. Suddenly, Roy Scheider appears. He throws a cylinder of oxygen into King Kong's mouth and he shoots him and he explodes! The end Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Other films that would benefit from getting to the mother f**ing monkey! Gatesy: Titanic. Opening scene, iceberg! Smash, sinking, sinking, sinking, drown, Leo, drown! Roll credits Boogie nights. Opening credits. We see his co*k. The end Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, original 1977 cinema release. Perfect, don't change it Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the f**ing monkey! Get to the fu- Get to the fu- Get to the fu- King Kong, King Kong, King Kong, King Kong