[Intro skit - "Aryan Pizza Company"]
Aryan Pizza Company
[Moon Man]
Can I place an order for a pickup?
["Aryan Pizza Company":]
Sure. What would you like?
[Moon Man]
One large Jew Pizza with double the Jew, hold the anchovies, and a bottle of Liberal tears
["Aryan Pizza Company"]
We'll have it ready in 30 minutes. That'll be $14.88
(*hangs up*)
Now to get those kikes into the oven
["Mr. Goldstein"]
Oy vey! Look at this trail of nickels!
[Unnamed Jewish Man]
I see it, Mr. Goldstein. Let's follow it!
(*footsteps*)
Wow! It leads into this huge metal box!
(*door slams*)
Hey, what's going on?
Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein. It's getting hot in here..
["Mr. Goldstein"]
It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off..
[Verse 1: Moon Man]
The moon is gonna be full tonight
A meal tailored specifically for the white
Jew Pizza fills me with such delight
Especially when the Jews put up a fight
That gives the pizza a bit more zest
And to have the opportunity to digest
A great vibe, then sit back and rest
The Triple-K life is truly the best
[Hook: Unnamed Jewish Man]
Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein!
It's getting hot in here
It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off..
[Verse 2: Moon Man]
KKK! KKK!
I wonder what I'll have to eat today
Jigaboo soup? Liver of gay?
A cat from the local Chinese buffet?
Nah, I know just what to do
Order a pizza topped with Hebrew
No one will mourn the yids' loss
And for dessert we roast marshmallows on a burning cross
[Hook x2: Unnamed Jewish Man]
Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein!
It's getting hot in here
It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off..
[Outro: Moon Man]
Damn, this is some good sh**!
Maybe next time I'll order triple the Jew, and I'll save a slice for your mom
Remember kids, you can make home-made pizza with adult supervision
Turn the oven to 420° and just cram the penny-pincher right in
The circle-K ain't got sh** on the Triple-K