Triple-K Mafia - Jew Pizza lyrics

[Intro skit - "Aryan Pizza Company"] Aryan Pizza Company [Moon Man] Can I place an order for a pickup? ["Aryan Pizza Company":] Sure. What would you like? [Moon Man] One large Jew Pizza with double the Jew, hold the anchovies, and a bottle of Liberal tears ["Aryan Pizza Company"] We'll have it ready in 30 minutes. That'll be $14.88 (*hangs up*) Now to get those kikes into the oven ["Mr. Goldstein"] Oy vey! Look at this trail of nickels! [Unnamed Jewish Man] I see it, Mr. Goldstein. Let's follow it! (*footsteps*) Wow! It leads into this huge metal box! (*door slams*) Hey, what's going on? Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein. It's getting hot in here.. ["Mr. Goldstein"] It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off.. [Verse 1: Moon Man] The moon is gonna be full tonight A meal tailored specifically for the white Jew Pizza fills me with such delight Especially when the Jews put up a fight That gives the pizza a bit more zest And to have the opportunity to digest A great vibe, then sit back and rest The Triple-K life is truly the best [Hook: Unnamed Jewish Man] Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein! It's getting hot in here It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off.. [Verse 2: Moon Man] KKK! KKK! I wonder what I'll have to eat today Jigaboo soup? Liver of gay? A cat from the local Chinese buffet? Nah, I know just what to do Order a pizza topped with Hebrew No one will mourn the yids' loss And for dessert we roast marshmallows on a burning cross [Hook x2: Unnamed Jewish Man] Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein! It's getting hot in here It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off.. [Outro: Moon Man] Damn, this is some good sh**! Maybe next time I'll order triple the Jew, and I'll save a slice for your mom Remember kids, you can make home-made pizza with adult supervision Turn the oven to 420° and just cram the penny-pincher right in The circle-K ain't got sh** on the Triple-K