[Verse 1]
Whatever you do
I'll be there for you
Penguinman and Itchboy to the rescue
Anything you want to do
I'll do it too
Penguinman and Itchboy to the rescue
[Verse 2]
He said "Penguinman
You're sleeping on the floor"
Unless you'd prefer Logan
And I need not say more
He said "Itchboy
Why're you shaking your head no?"
A reunion is in store
It seems like ages ago
Penguinman and Itchboy
An inseparable bond
The legend of the short itch
And the lanky blonde lives on
[Verse 3]
A godless nation without Penguinman and Itchboy
As we wait for them to redeploy
Will they ever return?
We're in need of some heroes
The myth of Penguinman and Itchboy
A fellowship for sale
Love, heartbreak, and violence
All inside one tale
[Verse 4]
With Penguinman and Itchboy afoot
The other side's quick to concede
They're the very exact personification
Just of what this city needs
Incredible, inseparable
Irreplaceable, irregular
Regardless of what we get
We'll always need this pair
A twofold of superheroes
A ticking time-bomb, set it ablaze
Tick, tick, tick, countdown to zero
[Verse 5]
Penguinman and Itchboy give their all
And never less
The heroes always there
For any person in distress
They unbeatable, unconquerable
Incomparable, my wishful thinking's unfulfilled
The only forces that could beat the city's strife
I need you two back in my life
You're an inseparable bond
The legend of the short itch
And the lanky blonde lives on