[Verse 1] Whatever you do I'll be there for you Penguinman and Itchboy to the rescue Anything you want to do I'll do it too Penguinman and Itchboy to the rescue [Verse 2] He said "Penguinman You're sleeping on the floor" Unless you'd prefer Logan And I need not say more He said "Itchboy Why're you shaking your head no?" A reunion is in store It seems like ages ago Penguinman and Itchboy An inseparable bond The legend of the short itch And the lanky blonde lives on [Verse 3] A godless nation without Penguinman and Itchboy As we wait for them to redeploy Will they ever return? We're in need of some heroes The myth of Penguinman and Itchboy A fellowship for sale Love, heartbreak, and violence All inside one tale [Verse 4] With Penguinman and Itchboy afoot The other side's quick to concede They're the very exact personification Just of what this city needs Incredible, inseparable Irreplaceable, irregular Regardless of what we get We'll always need this pair A twofold of superheroes A ticking time-bomb, set it ablaze Tick, tick, tick, countdown to zero [Verse 5] Penguinman and Itchboy give their all And never less The heroes always there For any person in distress They unbeatable, unconquerable Incomparable, my wishful thinking's unfulfilled The only forces that could beat the city's strife I need you two back in my life You're an inseparable bond The legend of the short itch And the lanky blonde lives on