[Intro]
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is
Shady
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is
Shady
I never meant to leave you
Yeah
[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym
Checkin' me out?
Any second I'm bout
To stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill
And I'm recklessly wreckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast
Where the heck is it now?
There's the necklace I lost
Right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man, I should check to see if my mom
Left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah; Open Sesame mouth
Down the hatch
And the feelin' you can't match it
I rrrap-tat-tap
On your door with the damn ratchet
Attack-tack-tacking
A who*e with the damn hatchet
A napsack packed
With like 40-some xanaxes
Shorty come back
I'm tryna score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse
So, baby pour me some Jack Daniel's
Forumula 44D
And 40s with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at ya
[Hook A]
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And are you menstruating baby
My lil friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your bootie's shakin' like Jello
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
Yeah
[Verse 2]
My equilibrium's off
Must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any d**
Man, people gimme 'em
It just becomes
Everyday, extra-curriculum
No reason in particular
It was strictly fun
A 5th of rum
And 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun
But what is your name, Vivian?
I woke up next to ya naked, and uhh, did we umm
Of course we did, but didn't I strap jimmy, hun?
I'm looking for the torn 'rapper
But there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl
I don't mean any harm
But disease is something
I'm trying to keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gon-
-zales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3's
I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Hook B]
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days
They certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know
That I'll be closin' that curtain for good
(Word, word, chk-word, word, word, chk-word, chk-chk-word)
I second that and a third
Rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me
Because of the d** that he purchased
He's no longer getting them free
Hundred bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be
Where he lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee
And his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone
Trying to rustle up muscle relaxers
For his back
And a couple of Paxils
Now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back
Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom
Heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon
Because of the fact
I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved
So f** it, I'm back
[Hook B]
Girl I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
[Outro]
And so I'm saying
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is
Shady
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
Sorry I've been away so long
My name is
Shady
I never meant to leave you
Yeah
It's like starting over
Clean slate
Hah