[Intro] Hello Allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady It's so nice to meet you It's been a long time I'm sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you Yeah [Verse 1] You see that chick in the gym Checkin' me out? Any second I'm bout To stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill And I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast Where the heck is it now? There's the necklace I lost Right next to Stephanie's blouse Man, I should check to see if my mom Left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah; Open Sesame mouth Down the hatch And the feelin' you can't match it I rrrap-tat-tap On your door with the damn ratchet Attack-tack-tacking A who*e with the damn hatchet A napsack packed With like 40-some xanaxes Shorty come back I'm tryna score me some lap dances I'm bout to relapse So, baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Forumula 44D And 40s with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch I'm back at ya [Hook A] Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating baby My lil friend's waiting to say hello The way your titties are wiggling And your bootie's shakin' like Jello Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello Yeah [Verse 2] My equilibrium's off Must be the lithium I don't need to buy any d** Man, people gimme 'em It just becomes Everyday, extra-curriculum No reason in particular It was strictly fun A 5th of rum And 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun But what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to ya naked, and uhh, did we umm Of course we did, but didn't I strap jimmy, hun? I'm looking for the torn 'rapper But there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gon- -zales to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Hook B] Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you To make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello [Verse 3] Oh, those were the days They certainly were It's hurtin' me to know That I'll be closin' that curtain for good (Word, word, chk-word, word, word, chk-word, chk-chk-word) I second that and a third Rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me Because of the d** that he purchased He's no longer getting them free Hundred bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be Where he lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee And his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone Trying to rustle up muscle relaxers For his back And a couple of Paxils Now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom Heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon Because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap Resuscitated and rejuved So f** it, I'm back [Hook B] Girl I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you To make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello [Outro] And so I'm saying Hello Allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady It's so nice to meet you It's been a long time Sorry I've been away so long My name is Shady I never meant to leave you Yeah It's like starting over Clean slate Hah