Polka dots and sunset spots
Moonlight fresh and virgin flesh
Ooh how could I stop?
The elements were far too strong
And the heat was far too hot
You have poetry sublime
Can I rhyme with you sometime?
Ooh you drive me wild
I put my right foot forward
Turned around and put my left foot back
But then the damage is done
The flaming Bossa Nova's begun
And we're alarmingly viewed
Decidedly nude
By some law-abiding citizens of love
Our sins were a fact
The flaming Bossa Nova's attacked
And we were courteously led
From our self-constructed bed
To residential dwellings behind bars
Explanations just ran wild
And our cases neatly filed
Ooh what could I do?
Locked up in this cell
You and I became its nuclei
After brief investigations
And anti-tetan*s inoculations
Ooh it starts again
I put my right foot forward
Turned around and put my left foot back
But then the damage is done
The flaming Bossa Nova's begun
And we played xylophone
With the use of a comb
And a hairpin she extracted from her head
Leaping like toads
The flaming Bossa Nova explodes
And the prison followed suit
Which is really rather cute
Considering the situation I was in
Running like a maniac
With my sweetheart on my back
Ooh I'd made up my mind
And like the gentleman I am
I shook her by the rigid hand
And left her there
Ignoring the cost
The flaming Bossa Nova had lost
With some courage 'neath my arm
I left pursuing tranquil calm