Trevor Billmuss - The Flaming Bossa Nova lyrics

Polka dots and sunset spots Moonlight fresh and virgin flesh Ooh how could I stop? The elements were far too strong And the heat was far too hot You have poetry sublime Can I rhyme with you sometime? Ooh you drive me wild I put my right foot forward Turned around and put my left foot back But then the damage is done The flaming Bossa Nova's begun And we're alarmingly viewed Decidedly nude By some law-abiding citizens of love Our sins were a fact The flaming Bossa Nova's attacked And we were courteously led From our self-constructed bed To residential dwellings behind bars Explanations just ran wild And our cases neatly filed Ooh what could I do? Locked up in this cell You and I became its nuclei After brief investigations And anti-tetan*s inoculations Ooh it starts again I put my right foot forward Turned around and put my left foot back But then the damage is done The flaming Bossa Nova's begun And we played xylophone With the use of a comb And a hairpin she extracted from her head Leaping like toads The flaming Bossa Nova explodes And the prison followed suit Which is really rather cute Considering the situation I was in Running like a maniac With my sweetheart on my back Ooh I'd made up my mind And like the gentleman I am I shook her by the rigid hand And left her there Ignoring the cost The flaming Bossa Nova had lost With some courage 'neath my arm I left pursuing tranquil calm