Romeo and Juliet
Louis and Ms. Antoinette
Napoleon and Josephine
Mickey and the rodent queen
Antony and Cleopatra
Nicholas and Alexandra
Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane
Superman and Lois Lane
Impressed
I am not impressed
I love you the best
I am not impressed
It's a bunch of losers
A lot of fools
A list of victims
Not all that cool
And we've got nothing in this world
To live up to
I'll never k** you this I swear
Then k** myself just to be fair
I'll never need another queen
We'll never face the guillotine
Because love is gentle love is kind
Doesn't poison baby's wine
Isn't jealous or provoked
Doesn't quit or give up hope
Impressed
I am not impressed
Forget all the rest
I am not impressed
It's just a bunch of losers
It's a lot of fools
It's a long list of victims
It's got nothing to do with me and you
Etcetera
Impressed