Romeo and Juliet Louis and Ms. Antoinette Napoleon and Josephine Mickey and the rodent queen Antony and Cleopatra Nicholas and Alexandra Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane Superman and Lois Lane Impressed I am not impressed I love you the best I am not impressed It's a bunch of losers A lot of fools A list of victims Not all that cool And we've got nothing in this world To live up to I'll never k** you this I swear Then k** myself just to be fair I'll never need another queen We'll never face the guillotine Because love is gentle love is kind Doesn't poison baby's wine Isn't jealous or provoked Doesn't quit or give up hope Impressed I am not impressed Forget all the rest I am not impressed It's just a bunch of losers It's a lot of fools It's a long list of victims It's got nothing to do with me and you Etcetera Impressed