Ooo!
I spend my days at the polo grounds
Tryin' to make a good impression on you
Now I see another beau you've found
I'm goin' home to take my tea in my room
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Ouwwww!
Always been a sickly child
Had to take the fresh sea air
Now I hear that you've been runnin' wild
More than my fragile constitution can bear
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Well, Tell Mother I'm Hooome
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home-uhh
Mother come and hold my hand!
Mother come and hold it!
Papa tried to fix me with the governess
And tried to send me off to public school
I guess he ain't never heard that mother always knows best
Don't want them messin' with the family j**els
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home
Well, Tell Mother I'm Hooome
Well, Tell Mother I'm Home-uhh
Ouww!
Take me home