The Upper Crust - Tell Mother I'm Home lyrics

Ooo! I spend my days at the polo grounds Tryin' to make a good impression on you Now I see another beau you've found I'm goin' home to take my tea in my room Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Ouwwww! Always been a sickly child Had to take the fresh sea air Now I hear that you've been runnin' wild More than my fragile constitution can bear Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Well, Tell Mother I'm Hooome Well, Tell Mother I'm Home-uhh Mother come and hold my hand! Mother come and hold it! Papa tried to fix me with the governess And tried to send me off to public school I guess he ain't never heard that mother always knows best Don't want them messin' with the family j**els Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Well, Tell Mother I'm Home Well, Tell Mother I'm Hooome Well, Tell Mother I'm Home-uhh Ouww! Take me home