be careful what you wish for
cause you just might get it in the end
the way things were before
they never will be again
Why can't you be more like your sister, Hilary?
She's got a four point oh, you've got a two point three
You're huffing glue and she's captain of the swim team
You're all alone and she's my perfect little prom queen
She never caused me any trouble or distress
I never asked to be a part of this mess
And she's the very definition of success
And for the life of me I want to know now
Why can't you be? More like Hilary?
Why can't you be? More like Hilary?
The way you treat my brother just makes me sad
You know I don't consider you my real dad
You gave me up when I was out of the womb
And if you raised me I'd be so screwed up too
oh now I see how you both gang up on me
it's time to take an ax to this family tree
I wish you'd both chill out and just let me be
And for the life of me I want to know now
Why can't you be? More like Hilary?
Why can't you be? More like Hilary?
I've got a plan I'm going to try on these heels
And this exfoliating wrap will make me feel good
Just one more thing I'll try this blouse on for size
I think the color really goes with my eyes
here's a wig makeup and shave for your legs
pills I take one two three four times a day
an operation is the last step complete
no stupid sister's going to out-diva me
you'll be a woman from your head to your feet
I'll be a winner I'll become Hilary!
Now I'm going to be? Just like Hilary?
Now I'm going to be? Just like Hilary?
And you think you can call yourself dad?
You got the daughter that you never should have had
And lost the one you did not deserve
The situation is so absurd
Now girls are boys and boys are girls
It's hard to make sense in this crazy little world
Need more love in this life to share
I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!