The Swashbuckling Doctors - Hilary lyrics

be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it in the end the way things were before they never will be again Why can't you be more like your sister, Hilary? She's got a four point oh, you've got a two point three You're huffing glue and she's captain of the swim team You're all alone and she's my perfect little prom queen She never caused me any trouble or distress I never asked to be a part of this mess And she's the very definition of success And for the life of me I want to know now Why can't you be? More like Hilary? Why can't you be? More like Hilary? The way you treat my brother just makes me sad You know I don't consider you my real dad You gave me up when I was out of the womb And if you raised me I'd be so screwed up too oh now I see how you both gang up on me it's time to take an ax to this family tree I wish you'd both chill out and just let me be And for the life of me I want to know now Why can't you be? More like Hilary? Why can't you be? More like Hilary? I've got a plan I'm going to try on these heels And this exfoliating wrap will make me feel good Just one more thing I'll try this blouse on for size I think the color really goes with my eyes here's a wig makeup and shave for your legs pills I take one two three four times a day an operation is the last step complete no stupid sister's going to out-diva me you'll be a woman from your head to your feet I'll be a winner I'll become Hilary! Now I'm going to be? Just like Hilary? Now I'm going to be? Just like Hilary? And you think you can call yourself dad? You got the daughter that you never should have had And lost the one you did not deserve The situation is so absurd Now girls are boys and boys are girls It's hard to make sense in this crazy little world Need more love in this life to share I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!