I love my viking but she fills my heart with fright
breast-plated warrior with courage I just might
Take her to a dinner at which time I could recite
An epic blood soaked saga sure 'nuff to delight her
She is my Waterloo, my heart she's conquering
I'd be Fernando if she'd be my Dancing Queen
blue eyed barbarian her beams are gonna blind me
one of us is crying, and one is just a Viking!
She's Just a Viking! x3
and when my viking girl she goes to bed at night
washes her flaxen hair and hugs her herring tight
she dreams of tennis pros and dragons taking flight
but not the likes of me or others lacking height naah
I know how Rick felt when he set eyes on Ilse
I drain my goblet and think thoughts of gay Paris
as time goes by my heart you stir that melody
you played it for her, Drew, come on you can play it for me!
Why don't you hear my call, Viking?
Can't you see me at all, Viking?
Am I nothing at all, Viking?
Here's the vi-king
Listen to her song...
Here's the vi-king
Won't you sing along...
Yes I'm a vi-king,
I'm mighty-mighty, just looting and plundering!
Yes I'm a vi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-king,
With a sword and spear, all men will fear, fall in love with me
(yo yo yo Viking!, go go go Viking! etc)
all hail my viking girl all hail my valkyrie
she stole my heart away and melted down the key
and forged a golden spear with magic properties
with which she speared a heart that don't belong to me
What If I died in your arms, Viking
Would you take me to Valhalla, Viking?
In d**h I will have your love!
She's a Viking to the end...