The Swashbuckling Doctors - 100% Viking lyrics

I love my viking but she fills my heart with fright breast-plated warrior with courage I just might Take her to a dinner at which time I could recite An epic blood soaked saga sure 'nuff to delight her She is my Waterloo, my heart she's conquering I'd be Fernando if she'd be my Dancing Queen blue eyed barbarian her beams are gonna blind me one of us is crying, and one is just a Viking! She's Just a Viking! x3 and when my viking girl she goes to bed at night washes her flaxen hair and hugs her herring tight she dreams of tennis pros and dragons taking flight but not the likes of me or others lacking height naah I know how Rick felt when he set eyes on Ilse I drain my goblet and think thoughts of gay Paris as time goes by my heart you stir that melody you played it for her, Drew, come on you can play it for me! Why don't you hear my call, Viking? Can't you see me at all, Viking? Am I nothing at all, Viking? Here's the vi-king Listen to her song... Here's the vi-king Won't you sing along... Yes I'm a vi-king, I'm mighty-mighty, just looting and plundering! Yes I'm a vi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-king, With a sword and spear, all men will fear, fall in love with me (yo yo yo Viking!, go go go Viking! etc) all hail my viking girl all hail my valkyrie she stole my heart away and melted down the key and forged a golden spear with magic properties with which she speared a heart that don't belong to me What If I died in your arms, Viking Would you take me to Valhalla, Viking? In d**h I will have your love! She's a Viking to the end...