{Verse 1}
I'm at the beach with the waves and the water
Sand in my crack and my co*k in my boxers
Everything is great
Its a beautiful day
So I sat down my towel and lay
And all the pretty ladies and their teeny bikinis
Don't do nothing for my teeny eeny weeny
I want to grab and itsy-bitsy hermit
So I can put him in my ass while he's squirmin'
{Chorus}
Pinchy pinchy pinchy
Pinchy pinchy (Ooh)
Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too
Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night
It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right
{Verse 2}
Now that I've got a little crab in my bu*thole
When I walk around I must be very subtle
One false move it's a pinch in my bum
And if I step wrong I might just fu*king cum!
And if he falls out I will break down and cry
Crustaceans like him are hard to come by
I will dig in the sand all day long
Oh no where has Mr. Pinchy Pinchy gone?
{Chorus}
Pinchy pinchy pinchy
Pinchy pinchy (Ooh)
Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too
Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night
It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right
{Chorus}
Pinchy pinchy pinchy
Pinchy pinchy (Ooh)
Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too
Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night
It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right
{Instrumental}
{Verse 3}
Oh Mr. Pinchy, why'd you leave me?
I thought that we could have a family
And I'll admit it's a little odd
But we'd make beautiful kids with big meaty co*ks
Oh Mr. Pinchy come on back
I love you but you belong in my crack
You had got no rights you're a fu*king crab
So crawl over my way and get back in my ass
{Bridge}
No Pinchy Pinchy don't you leave
Pinchy Pinchy we were meant to be
Pinchy Pinchy come back to me
We had something special
Get back in my rectal cavity
{Chorus}
Pinchy pinchy pinchy
Pinchy pinchy (Ooh)
Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too
Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night
It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right
{Chorus}
Pinchy pinchy pinchy
Pinchy pinchy (Ooh)
Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too
Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night
It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right