The Steedly Steeds - Pinchy Pinchy lyrics

{Verse 1} I'm at the beach with the waves and the water Sand in my crack and my co*k in my boxers Everything is great Its a beautiful day So I sat down my towel and lay And all the pretty ladies and their teeny bikinis Don't do nothing for my teeny eeny weeny I want to grab and itsy-bitsy hermit So I can put him in my ass while he's squirmin' {Chorus} Pinchy pinchy pinchy Pinchy pinchy (Ooh) Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right {Verse 2} Now that I've got a little crab in my bu*thole When I walk around I must be very subtle One false move it's a pinch in my bum And if I step wrong I might just fu*king cum! And if he falls out I will break down and cry Crustaceans like him are hard to come by I will dig in the sand all day long Oh no where has Mr. Pinchy Pinchy gone? {Chorus} Pinchy pinchy pinchy Pinchy pinchy (Ooh) Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right {Chorus} Pinchy pinchy pinchy Pinchy pinchy (Ooh) Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right {Instrumental} {Verse 3} Oh Mr. Pinchy, why'd you leave me? I thought that we could have a family And I'll admit it's a little odd But we'd make beautiful kids with big meaty co*ks Oh Mr. Pinchy come on back I love you but you belong in my crack You had got no rights you're a fu*king crab So crawl over my way and get back in my ass {Bridge} No Pinchy Pinchy don't you leave Pinchy Pinchy we were meant to be Pinchy Pinchy come back to me We had something special Get back in my rectal cavity {Chorus} Pinchy pinchy pinchy Pinchy pinchy (Ooh) Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right {Chorus} Pinchy pinchy pinchy Pinchy pinchy (Ooh) Pinchy in my bu*thole and my prostate too Pinchy all day, and pinchy all night It hurts kinda bad, but it feels so right