Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wa*k or I go mad
I take out all my p**no mags
Number 65, my target, I wa*k
It only takes a few seconds to cum
When hangover wa*king is so much fun
It's still standing so I keep on wa*king
At the same time my head is aching
I gotta go and puke out my guts
When I return I'm back in wa*k-o-rama
It feels so good it feels so right
My sheets are dirty I have paid the price